42 Feet and Toe Jokes That Are Toe-Tally Funny!
From funny foot puns to toe-tally brilliant jokes, enjoy 42 hilarious zingers that'll knock your socks off! Share them with family and friends!
These funny toe jokes are worth two thumbs and ten toes up! We've got the very best of long toe jokes, puns and gags – they're toe-tally hilarious! Toe-tastic, we hear you say! Whether it's foot jokes, feet, foot puns, or toe jokes you're after, we've got enough to keep you entertained for hours. In fact, we've got loads more body part jokes, so why not eye up these eye jokes, bum jokes, skeleton jokes or find yourself in stitches with these nurse jokes!
What did the boy say after stubbing his toe on solid gold?
Au, Au, Au, it hurts!
Did you hear about the cat who lost the toe cleaning competition?
They tasted defeat!
My odd sock is like a glove…
It has room for seven toes!
What's the pain you get after kicking a rocket?
Missile toe!
What has five toes but isn’t your foot?
My foot!
What do you call a dinosaur with stinky toes!
Ex-stinked!
How do feet pay for things?
With crypt-toe currency!
What’s the difference between a sock and a camera?
A sock takes five toes!
What do you call three toes who make music?
The Toe-nas Brothers!
Why did the foot pack a suitcase?
It was going to Toe-kyo!
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals!
What do you call man with a toe on his knee?
Tony!
What do you call a foot with some great suggestions?
Tip toes!
What is a martial art and a meat substitute?
Toe-fu!
What sweet do toes have to smell fresh?
Men-toes!
What do you call famous toes?
Leg-end-ary!
What do you think of these jokes?
Are they too corny?
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lack toes!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What does a polite foot say?
What does a polite foot say?
What kind of snack do toes enjoy?
Dori-toes!
How does the moon get their toenails cut?
He eclipse them!
What do feet do when it snows?
They go toe-bogganing!
Why do elephants paint their toenails pink?
So they can hide in raspberry bushes!
Why do we have pinky toes?
To help us find furniture in the dark!
What's a toe's least favourite vegtable?
Bunions!
What does Loki say when he stubs his toe?
Ow, that was Thor!
What do you call a man who got stung on his foot?
Toby!
What does a foot do when he wants to remember a special moment?
He takes a pho-toe!
Who does a foot call when his car breaks down?
A toe truck!
Why does the foot take ballet classes?
It keeps her on her toes!
What's a foot's favourite shampoo?
Head & shoulders & knees & toes!
Why can't Bigfoot touch his toes?
Because he doesn't exist!
Why did the toe go to the doctor?
To be heeled!
Where do feet kiss at christmas?
Under the mistle-toe!
What sort of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals!
Did you hear about the foot who did well on the test?
He toe-tally aced it!
What is a foot's favourite chocolate?
Toe-blerone!
Why did the cat stop drinking milk?
He was lack-toes intolerant!
What do feet spread on their toast?
Toe jam!
What did one toe say to another?
See you toe-morrow!
What's a foot's favourite vegetable?
Toma-toes!
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