Shrew Jokes To Make You Squeak With Laughter!
These shrew jokes are sure to brighten you up from snout to tail! Shrews might be small, but these laughs sure aren't!
These shrew jokes are just what you need for some animal-tastic laughs! We have 20 incredible jokes here, which is MUCH less than the total number of shrew species (385!), but don't worry - the laughs are NOT in short supply! So, get ready to chirp with laughter - and if you need more animal jokes, we've got 'em! Head on over to our jokes about gnus, platypuses, and weasels!
Why should you hire a shrew to clean your house?
They’ll make it squeaky clean!
What do you call a shrew with a feathered hat and a rapier?
A mousketeer!
What do you call a shrew that makes clothes?
A tail-or!
Did you hear about the two captive shrews who fell in love?
They just got encaged!
Did you know that baby shrews often travel in a line behind their mother?
Experts call it a shrew-shrew train!
What do you get if you cross an apple core with a shrew?
A pipsqueak!
What kind of car does a shrew drive?
A mouse-or-ratty!
What do shrew like to eat on a hot day?
Mice cream!
What will a shrew never tell you?
A squeakret!
What do you get when you cross a rodent, some money, and a nut?
A cashrew!
What do shrews do after dinner?
Gopher a walk!
How does a shrew make a cake?
It uses its whiskers!
What is a shrew’s favourite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do shrews take when they have a headache?
Paracetamole!
Did you hear about the trapped miners who were forced to eat shrews to survive?
They were living on burrowed time!
What did the confident mole say to the timid shrew?
Just gopher it!
Did you hear about the two shrews who had an argument?
They’re not on squeaking terms!
What do Dutch shrews put on their toast?
Hamster jam!
What do you call three shrews in a boat?
Pir-rats!
What does a shrew play his music with?
A Bluetooth squeaker!
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