School Trip Jokes
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Put your books back on your desk and make sure you have a packed lunch - it's time for some school trip jokes! We've assembled some great ones, so make sure you're paying attention - and no giggling at the back of the bus!
Don't forget to check out the rest of our educational jokes when you're done - try some science jokes! Or some teacher jokes! Or, if you're ready for term to be over, check out our prom jokes!
Why was the school trip to the cookie factory cut short?
Everyone felt crummy!
Why did the teacher plan a school trip to the garden centre?
To help her students grow!
Why was the broom late for the school trip?
He over swept!
What’s the only way to guarantee total silence on a school trip?
Go on a trip to the library!
How do fish go on a school trip?
By octo-bus!
Where do ghosts go on school trips?
The Boooohamas!
Where do maths teachers like to take school trips?
Times Square!
What did the buffalo dad say when he dropped his son off at the school trip?
“Bison!”
How do you organise a school trip to the space museum?
You planet!
Where do pencils go on school trips?
Pencil-vania!
Did you hear about the dogs who went on a school trip to the flea circus?
They stole the show!
I was hot to go on the school trip with my daughter…
Because I’m a Chappell Roan!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school trip?
Probably not, he’s still asleep!
Where do cows go on school trips?
The moooooooovies!
Why couldn’t the pasta go on the school trip?
It didn’t have a parmesan slip!
How do bees go on a school trip?
On a school buzz!
Why did Superman never need a chaperone on school trips when he was a kid?
He already had super-vision!
How do very small children travel to school trips?
In mini vans!
Where to cats go on school trips?
To the mew-seum!
Why did the teacher take his class on a school trip to the mountains?
They needed higher grades!
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