March Jokes To Put A Spring In Your Step!
These March jokes are just the breath of fresh air you need after a long winter, so get ready to put a spring in your step!
It's always springtime when you have some hilarious March-themed jokes to make you laugh! March is a busy month, where we celebrate International Women's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Pancake Day, and Pi Day, too! These jokes and puns are sure to perk you up, just like the first warm breeze of the year, so read on and enjoy!
We've got lots more jokes waiting for you when you're done, too - why not try some of our food jokes? We've got jokes about toast, muesli, salad and ice cream!
Did you know they’re making a sequel to “March of the Penguins”?
It’s called “April of the Penguins”!
Which date is also a command?
March 4th!
What did Julius Caesar say when he lost a game of Battleships to Brutus on the Ides of March?
“E2, Brute?”
Which Shakespeare play is the best to watch in the springtime?
March Ado About Nothing!
Why are frogs like clocks in March?
They both spring ahead!
What do you say at the funeral of someone born between February 19th and March 20th?
“Rest in Pisces!”
Did you know that March has one of the richest starsigns?
They’re million-Aries!
What do you call a fake diamond in the month of March?
A sham-rock!
What do trumpet players in a spring parade do?
March!
Which March flowers grow on your face?
Two-lips!
How does the Easter Bunny distribute so many eggs in one morning?
He uses a hare plane!
What happens when a basketball team lose in March Madness?
They have an open-basket funeral!
Sometimes it feels like February lasts forever…
But time Marches on!
Why is March the best time to use a trampoline?
Because it’s springtime!
What goes up when March rain comes down?
An umbrella!
What falls during March but never gets hurt?
The rain!
When does pest control get the most phone calls?
When ants are on the March!
Why is everyone so tired on the first of April?
Because they just had 32 days of March!
Why should you buy a mattress in March?
It’s when they start to get springy!
I asked my girlfriend when her birthday was and she said “March 1st”…
I’ve been marching for two hours now and she still hasn’t told me!
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