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Get A New Identity With Our Funny Nickname Quiz!

Always wanted people to call you something else? Find out if you should be called something else with our extra silly funny nickname quiz!

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Beano Quiz Team • Updated August 8th 2025

Is your name boring? Would you rather something funnier? Something more exciting? Or maybe something that just suits you better? Well, if you need a nickname you're in the right place! All you have to do is answer these 10 questions and our funny nickname quiz will spit out something just right for you!

Remember though - nicknames are just meant to be fun, and if you don't like your nickname - other people shouldn't keep calling you it! Nobody should be called names they don't like. If you're ready to find out what your should be though - let's get quizzing!

If you want more silly stuff like this then just check out these silly jokes, this silly insult generator, or even try your hand at this brainrot meme quiz!

Ok that's enough of that - back to nicknames!

1/10 A young man in school uniform smiling in front of a curtain

Pick a real name:

2/10 A non-binary person smiling at a big hand doing a thumbs up sign

Are you?

3/10

Where do you learn the most interesting facts?

4/10 A pigeon doing stand-up comedy

If you could be any of these things, what would you be?

5/10 A fancy tea party with a smiling teapot and a pigeon

Pick an activity:

6/10 A log cabin in the forest

You would rather live in a...

7/10 A cheeky echidna feeding from someone's hand

Pick an animal:

8/10

Does your nickname match your personality?

9/10 A family watching a movie with witches in at home

What would you rather watch?

10/10 A woman holds her hands up to her face, questioning what's going on

You are:

A quiz results image that says "Jonty Bumple B. Ponsonby!"

You're Jonty Bumple B. Ponsonby!

You've got an over-the-top posh nickname! This is the kind of nickname that people get in boarding schools and old-fashioned places where everyone wears boater hats and get given biscuit rations by Matron. No idea what any of that means? You're not alone - but this is your new nickname, so you'd better get used to it! Rather a different name? Just try this quiz again!

A quiz results image that says "Billy Two Hands!"

You're Billy Two Hands!

Nobody know where this nickame came from or why you have it... because ultimately there's nothing that weird about having two hands. It's the kind of nickname that's funny for reasons that nobody can really explain. Still funny though! Rather a different nickname? Try this quiz again!

A quiz results image that says "The Imp!"

You're "the Imp"!

You're named after a mischievous gnome type creature, down to your habit of pranking people! Your nickname is extra dramatic because people insisit on adding "the" at the start. Not any old Imp... THE Imp! Got a ring to it? If not, try this quiz again!

A quiz results image that says "Slappy Jo!"

You're Slappy Jo!

Your nickname stems from 5 seconds in your life where your feet made a slapping noise on the ground as you stepped out of the shower. Your best friend heard it by chance, and the name stuck since then!It doesn't make much sense, but nicknames never do! Rather a different one? Try this quiz again!

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