February Jokes To Keep You Warm!
These February jokes are all you need to stay warm on a chilly winter night! Read on for some hilarious winter giggles!
February is one of the best months of the year! It has Valentine's Day, the school holidays, and (if you're in the USA) Groundhog Day! It may be the shortest month of the year, but the laughs are DEFINITELY not in short supply with these February jokes! So wrap up warm and read on for some seriously heartwarming jokes and puns!
We've got lots more jokes waiting for you when you're done, too - why not try some of our animal jokes? We've got puns and japes about shrews, axolotls, and even gnus!
What do you say on the last day of February?
“The month is over, but we’ll March on!”
Why is February not a natural leader?
It always says “Me two!”
What is a hobbit’s favourite month?
February, because it’s the shortest!
I’ve started an Introverts Club…
We meet every February the 30th!
Why should you eat sausages on the 2nd of February?
It’s ground hog day!
Can February March?
No, but April May!
Which starsign is a geometric shape born in February?
A-square-ius!
Why is Lent the best time to run a race?
It’s when you fast!
Why was the man fired from the calendar factory?
He took a few days off in February, thinking no one would notice!
February usually has 28 days – but which other months have 28 days?
All of them!
Why do people walk so slowly in February?
Because it’s not March yet!
“Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?”
“Yep, February the 14th!”
Did you know that February is Whale Appreciation Month?
I’m not shore I will celebrate, but I whale let you know!
What is a frog’s favourite month?
February, if it’s a leap year!
What is a ghost’s favourite month?
Fe-BOO-ary!
What is the best month to tell a lie?
Fib-ruary!
What is the month where people talk the least?
February – it’s the shortest!
What is the best month for coffee?
Fe-BREW-ary!
What should you wear on the 2nd of February?
A tutu!
Why are people born on the 29th of February so good at the long jump?
They were born on a Leap Year!
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