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22 Hilarious Christmas Carol Jokes for Kids 2024!

All I want for Christmaaas is... Beano's crazy collection of Christmas carol jokes! They'll be music to you ears!

Is there a more festive sound than a choir of people belting out Christmas carols on your doorstep? Apart from that Slade song, we can't think of any actually!

These Christmas carole jokes will hit the right note, but Yule not want to stop there! Check out our ridiculous reindeer jokes, silly Santa jokes or even some whimsical winter jokes

While you're at it, check out our jolly joke generator

What's Good King Wenceslas' favourite type of pizza?

What do you call a girl who is singing and covered in tinsel?

Why should you take a ladder carolling?

Who was the most famous carolling herb?

Why were the carollers arrested?

Which Christmas carollers are more noticeable on Christmas?

What do you give to Christmas carollers?

What do you sing at Santa's birthday party?

What does Santa say when he has a hard decision to make?

What's a parent's favourite Christmas carol?

What was the sheep's favourite Christmas carol?

What songs did the elf carollers sing?

What did the Dad say when carollers came to sing?

Which state has the most singers on Christmas eve?

Who gets invited to the most holiday parties?

Why was the Christmas Caroller locked out?

Why are pirates such good Christmas carollers?

Which Christmas carol do dogs like best?

Which Christmas carol is about an animal with three legs?

What is a skunk’s favourite Christmas carol?

What Christmas carol is sung in the desert?

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas carol?

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