26 Banana Jokes for a Bunch of Laughs
A bunch of funny banana jokes to get you peeling chirpy!
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What’s a sodium molecules favourite fruit?
Na na
Did you see the Youtube video of the gorilla opening bananas?
It's super ape-peeling!
What do you call a woman with a banana in each ear?
You can call her what you want - she want hear you!
What do bananas say when they pick up the phone?
Yellow?
Why did the banana go to hospital?
It wasn't peeling very well!
What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers!
What can an apple do that a banana can't?
Look round!
A banana, a giraffe and Taylor Swift walk into a bar.
'What is this?' The barman asks 'Some sort of joke?!'
Time flies like an arrow...
Fruit flies like a banana!
What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?
Slippers!
How did the banana wear her hair?
In bunches!
How do you open a banana?
With a monKEY!
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you like, he can't hear you!
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What do you call a shoe that's made out of banana?
A slipper!
Why do minions love bananas?
They find them appealing!
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
It wasn't peeling well!
I'm writing a book about banana peels...
It's non-friction!
What’s yellow and sniffs?
A banana with a cold!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
He wasn't peeling well!
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they peel!
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!
What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up!
What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
Cut it in half!
Why are bananas never lonely?
They hang around in bunches!
What is yellow and clicks?
A ballpoint banana!
