Axolotl Jokes That Are A Lotl of Laughs!
Dive into these funny axolotl jokes and get ready for a lotl laughs! We've selected only the best axolotl jokes out there!
The axolotl has to be one of the most fascinating pets in the world! With their goofy little faces, their giant gills and their never ending re-growing limbs, we love these silly water salamanders and everything that comes with them! We've put together 20 top tier funny axolotl jokes and puns for every fan of these pink salamanders, real or Squishmallow version! And if you liked these funny axolotl jokes, you're in luck, because we have lots more animal jokes to share! How about these laughable lizard jokes? Or perhaps you'd prefer some funny frog jokes? And might you be in the mood for some fresh and funny fish jokes? And if you're STILL craving more, we've got thousands of jokes and puns on our main jokes hub!
What's the smallest amphibian?
The axo-little!
What's the deadliest amphibian?
An axe-alotl!
Who's the most inquisitive creature in the pond?
The ask-a-lottle!
What do you get if you cross a wizard and an axolotl?
A salamancer!
What's got gills and plays jazz?
The sax-olotl!
What do you call an axolotl that lies around all day?
A relax-olotl!
How do you know if an axolotl has robbed a bank?
He looks gill-ty!
Why is an axolotl different from a salamander?
Its a newt-ation!
Why are axolotls so good at browsing the internet?
They have webbed feet!
Where does an axolotl fly a flag?
On the tad-pole!
I'm pretty sure axolotls can regrow their arms and legs...
But I'm just going out on a limb
Which amphibian is the hungriest?
The snax-alotl!
How do you make an axolotl pink?
Tell it a rude joke!
Why did the salamander go to the axolotl party?
To be a newt sensation!
What do you call a sick axolotl?
Green in the gills!
Why did the axolotl cross the pond?
To get to the other tide!
How do axolotls stay in touch?
With eel-mail!
How do old axolotls stay in touch?
The fax-olotl!
Which amphibian always brings the most on holiday?
The packs-a-lottle!
How do axolotls stay fit?
They do water aerobics!
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