August Jokes To Help You Beat The Heat!
These super sunny August jokes are just what you need to stay cool in the summer! Get ready for some late-summer laughs!
When the summer gets hot, all you need is some August jokes to see you through! We've assembled some awesome August jokes right here, so prepare for some awesome late-summer humour! And there are a lot more jokes waiting for you when you're done, too - how about some rain jokes? Or hot weather jokes? Or maybe some rainbow jokes?
What do you call ice cream in August?
Cream!
What comes out of the sprinkler in August?
Steam!
Why did the panda go to Homebase in August?
To buy a bear conditioner!
What kind of food can you get at the beach in August?
Steamed clams!
What did the sea give on a hot August day?
A heat wave!
What did the tree say at the end of August?
“What a re-leaf!”
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle!
Why do fish hate August?
Because they have to stay in school!
What do frogs drink in August?
Ice cold croak-a-cola!
Which month do teachers like the most?
August!
What do you call a husky in August?
A hot dog!
What did the pig say on the hottest day in August?
“I’m bacon!”
We called our daughter June-July-August…
But we call her Summer for short!
My doctor has given me two months to live…
I’ve picked August and December, because I love the summer but I don’t want to miss Christmas!
My childhood crush and I are getting married this year!
Me in August, and her in December!
I just went on a date with a dentist receptionist; it went quite well…
I just made another one for the 27th of August at 2pm!
Why did the hipster get such a good deal when he bought a winter jacket in August?
Because he got it before it was cool!
What did August say when June claimed it was the end of the month?
“Don’t July to me!”
In which month will you see gold wind?
AU-gust!
Why should Pride Month be moved to August?
Because they say Pride comes before the fall!
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